Wednesday, July 18, 2012

After the cock lay egg

In a one morning, the cock feels its stomach is not very comfortable (Cheap Diablo iii Gold), and he feels a litter pain. It made a litter crowing, and has no sense to crowing. It holds its breath, and lay a pour shit, he feels a litter comfortable, but when he turn back to have a look, he is frighten: wow, why I should lay egg? And more bad is late it is duck egg.

The news is spread not long time, and this has attracted all kinds of publications' journalists to report.

The movement of the lensman is the fastest. They quickly take some big photos, and they are soon appearance in the daily newspaper. The journalists of the press are also can not be show weakness. They are surrounded behind the cock, and ask many questions, want to find more clues.

"The Mr. Cock, before you lay eggs, do you have some unusually feels?"

"I feel my stomach is bloated, and it is likes I has food poisoning"

"The Mr. Cock, do you have some different feels when you cocking in this morning?"

"My body is not very comfortable, so I forget to cock"

"Could you tell me whether you are forget cocking, or don't want to cock?"

"I have forgot what it has happened. Is there has difference between forget cocking and don't want to cocking?"

"The key difference is that: forgetting cock is your neglect of duty, but don't want to cock is the sign of degeneration. The Mr. Cock please be remember again, whether you are forget to cock or don't want to cock?"

"Oh, I have remembered, I have been cocked, is the time when the dawn. The only problem is that the voice is not as clear as the yesterday."

"Is it like the voice of hen cocking when they lay egg?"

"It is not so exaggerate as you said, maybe I have ate some beaten pepper!" the cock is try to remember.

When the journalists are tried to seek more information, a duck come back with shake. When he learns that a group of journalists are interviewing the news of cock laying egg now, he is laughing loudly.

"The egg is laid by me" the duck is said affirmed.

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